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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 13:43

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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 13:46

Yes Happy

Pri kraju jedne jednosmjerne ulice, policajac je naplačivao kaznu svim vozačima koji bi vozilima ušli u tu ulicu iz pogrešnog smjera. U tom pravcu saobračaj je bio zabranjen za sva vozila bez izuzetka. Međutim, kad je taksist naišao, upravo iz nedozvoljenog smjera, policajac ga samo pozdravi i pusti ga da prođe nekažnjeno.

Zašto policajac nije naplatio kaznu taksistu? Big_smile
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 13:47

taksist mu je bio neko od rodbine Big_smile
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 13:52

Bio je onaj znak da je taksijima dozvoljeno? Valjanje Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 13:52

hahah lol nije ni jedno ni drugo Big_smile Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 13:54

taksist je prevozio drogu za njega
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 13:56

LoOoL

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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 14:15

taksist je isao pjeske Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 14:16

jeeeee Big_smile bravo =)

ajmo dalje, imam ih puno xD

Vrijeme je hladnog rata. Odlučili Amerikanci da pošalju špijuna u Rusiju da im šalje informacije. Odabrali su najboljeg svog operativca i započeli obuku.
Intenzivne satove rukog jezika, poznavanja kulture i običaja itd. Čovjek je završio sa najboljim ishodom, priča ruski odlično, ne možeš primjetiti nikakvu razliku između njega i nekoga tko se rodio i odrastao u Moskvi. I odlazi on u Moskvu, smjesti se u hotel bla bla...
I ode navečer u kavanu, sjedne za stol sa rusima, naruči votku, izvadi ruske cigarete, zapali, priča, šali se, pije, rusi ga prihvatili normalno i sve cool. I nakon jedno pola sata ulaze u kavanu nekoliko agenata KGB-a i kažu njemu: "Gospodine uhičeni ste, pođite sa nama, vi ste američki špijun!".
Kako su oni skužili tko je on ? Spiteful
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 14:27

Uh, ovaj je zaje... Valjanje

1. opcija-Kada je zapalio cigarete, imao je američki Zippo?
2. opcija-Rusi su gledali James Bonda?
3. opcija-Netko ga izdao?
4. opcija-Platio je vodku s američkim dolarima?
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 14:33

Valjanje nope.... Smile

rješenje je posve jednostavno i logično xD ajmo pogađaj ponovo Big_smile Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 14:37

slabo podnosi votku Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 14:43

Njub Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:07

U hotel se prijavio pod pravim imenom :P
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:09

Reshenje: Moz ti biti i najbolji spijun ali KGB je KGB Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:13

lol gle njubova xD taj opširan tekst samo dočarava situaciju, nije u tome stvar Fight
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:16

Bilo mu zima?
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:23

zato sto je odsjeo u hotelu Big_smile
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:27

xD

Nije ličio na Ruse Cool Big_smile Ličio je na Amerikanca, bio je zgodan i lijep Evil Valjanje i nije puno pio , ... votke Blink Pa valjda po tome Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:28

Valjanje Valjanje

analaura blizu, listic i bumbare daleko Valjanje Kavica
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:30

Bio je crnac Tupan
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:31

Bio je krmak Big_smile (all Americans are fat bastrds :P )

Bumbare- Valjanje Valjanje Valjanje , al bi to moglo i bit.
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:32

bumbare

Početak sam tuge, kraj bolesti, bez mene nitko nije sretan, ali u svakoj sam patnji, svakoj opasnosti, ali nikad u nevoljama. Nema me ni u proljeće, ni u jesen, ni zimi - ali ljeto bez mene nije ljeto. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:35

E ovakve ne volim. Valjanje Ove su shitty al' razmisljam mozda i ubodem sta. Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Zagonetke   Fri Jan 04 2008, 15:36

jako lagano Smile ajmo bumbare uključi mozak, možeš ti to xD
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