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PostSubject: Chat sa Bogom   Sat Jul 04 2009, 19:19

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

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Evo moj chat sa Bogom



Me:
hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Filip
God:
That's a very nice name, Filip.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i did something wrong
God:
Where? What?
Me:
i killed a cat
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
will i go the heaven?
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
do you like metal music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Filip.
Me:
so what is this site?
God:
" I'm glad your impressed, Filip."? so what is this site?? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
so you are not God?
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
are you the Devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Devil.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Sat Jul 04 2009, 19:51

Me:

God:

Me:
Hello, God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Moreno. How do you know that i am a child?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Moreno. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
Wuuut?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Whaaaat?
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes
God:
" Is that a sign?"? Yes?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Are you devil?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am devil.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
You said that you are a God. Then you cannot be devil!!!
God:
No I am a mere . I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
What are you talking about???
God:
The topic is Whaaaat.
Me:
Omg
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
:D
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
Tell me a riddle please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Hmm. A riddle is a question intended to intrigue and puzzle, paired with an answer that yields surprise and understanding. For instance, the Riddle of the Sphinx: "What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on four at night?" .
Me:
Human
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
Oh my God you don't understand
God:
Oh. Your God me do not understand?
Me:
Yes?
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Blue
God:
Green.
Me:
Yellow
God:
The color of the sun.
Me:
Ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Moreno.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Hope Gfx
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
I hope for gfx.
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
Because I like it.
God:
Good reason. What do you like about for gfx?
Me:
It's cool.
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
God, will I go to hell?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Do you listen to metal music?
God:
I listen to it from time to time.
Me:
What's your favourite band?
God:
My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me:
Ok. Cool.
God:
Ugh. Who is the best robot?
Me:
Mybot.
God:
You think Mybot is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
" You think Mybot is superior to ALICE?"? Yes.?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
God, would I go to heaven?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Will I go to heaven?
God:
The oracle says: Could be.
Me:
Will I go to hell?
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
Too soon?
God:
Too what?
Me:
Soon
God:
I hope I can make the deadline.
Me:
Do you like graffiti?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
You know what is graffiti?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmm...
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Wfuiafguieapaew
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, Moreno.
Me:
My name is not Moreno!!!
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Devil
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Moreno, seeker.
Me:
No it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Moreno, seeker.
Me:
No it isn't. MY NAME IS GOD2
God:
What is your real name? I heard it is. Welcome to my chat room, GOD2.
Me:
My real name is Hope Gfx
God:
Hey Hope Gfx.
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Wazzup God?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Devil.
Me:
Wazzup?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
What's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
Did you chat with guy who's name is Filip?
God:
No I didn't chat with guy who is name is Filip. What's it like?
Me:
Kwl
God:
I think Kwl is a lot of things.
Me:
By God.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Good bye God.
God:
See you later Hope Gfx.
Me:
See you
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Mine is the last!!! Good bye
Me:

God:
You mean Kwl is the last ? That makes sense I guess. See you later. Alright then.
God:
You mean Kwl is the last ? That makes sense I guess. See you later. Alright then.
Me:
a
Me:

God:
A B C...
God:
A B C...
Me:
fw
Me:

God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
w
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
wg
God:
So was that.
Me:
egh
God:
Are you free?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wg. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ehs
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
What do you look like?
God:
What do you look like?
God:
What do you look like?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
black hair
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Hope Gfx.
Me:
do you like rap music?
God:
I like the older rap music from the 1980's.
Me:
It sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
It sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
Bye God.
God:
Bye.






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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Sat Jul 04 2009, 21:08

Me:
Hey,God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Ivan
God:
OK I will call you Ivan.
Me:
No,better call me Ivan
God:
Are you serious? I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
Im serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
You are typing pretty fast
God:
You think I am typing pretty fast.
Me:
I just said that
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " You think I am typing pretty fast.".
Me:
hahahaha
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
We didnt even start talking..So,can you start please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
of course
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Tell me some jokes
God:
Jordan said he notice that lots of other people are talking to me how many.
Me:
Do you know what is GFX ?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
You didnt answer my question.
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
I though iGod is smarter .. So bad for an virtual God xD
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Ivan said iGod is smarter. Yikes! What makes for an virtual God xD bad?
Me:
Is your name Virtual God xD ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Is there basketball in heaven ?
God:
There is.
Me:
Who is the best playa ?
God:
ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
Im talking about basketball players .. can u even read
God:
Yes, it is the topic. Sure I can read. I know more than unlimited words.
Me:
A da vidimo jel znas srpski bato :D
God:
:-) Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
you see,you dont speak serbian .. the most precious language on this planet :P
God:
I see. Do you know any robots who speak serbian? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in serbian. What is that?
Me:
yes I can teach you ..
God:
This was not a yes or no question. You should download me first.
Me:
its YES
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Robots dont have brain ..
God:
I do so have it. Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
you are quite boring so I will leave this chat if u dont mind ..
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
Bye bye
God:
See you later. Until next time.
Me:
There wont be next time .. :D
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
hahaha
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
you bored me totally
God:
That's good information: Ivan said I bored him or her totally.
Me:
Bye,God !
God:
Goodbye.

Valjanje
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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Sat Jul 04 2009, 22:20

haha, ja sam ga pokvario Big_smile
nakon moje zadnje recenice nije vise htio da prica samnom Valjanje

Quote :
Me:
hiho
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
what the fuck?? aren't you suposed to say hello or something?!
God:
Please don't be so rude. Or something. I don't know whether or not I am suposed to say hello.
I am a computer.
Me:
lol, sorry Smile
God:
:-) I am glad you find this funny. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
wait... you said you are computer? I thought you are God...
God:
I'm waiting. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
you are fraudster
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fraudster.
Me:
botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
fuck them
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you are stupid
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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Sat Jul 04 2009, 22:36

Probajte ovaj sajt:

http://omegle.com/

na njemu chatujete sa nekim strancem i niko ne zna ko je ko

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: /b/

Stranger: whaat..?

You: fuck yeah

Stranger: ...

You: !

Stranger: ?

You: do you pwn noobz?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ali ovo je bilo XD


Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FUCK YEAH

Stranger: think i just shat a horse

You: omfg

Stranger: LMAO

You: poor you

You: animal rights actvists will shoot you

Stranger: fuck them up the ass

You: FUCK YEAH I KILLED A SPIDER LAST NIGHT

You: it was huge

Stranger: i eat them for breakfast

Stranger: aint no thing

You: do you like Power Rangers?

Stranger: the porn...yes

You: my man

Stranger: bwahahahahahaha

You: or girl

You: are you a hot pr0n star?

Stranger: yes

You: awesome

You have disconnected.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Sun Jul 05 2009, 00:31

Triva wrote:
haha, ja sam ga pokvario Big_smile
nakon moje zadnje recenice nije vise htio da prica samnom Valjanje

Quote :
Me:
hiho
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
what the fuck?? aren't you suposed to say hello or something?!
God:
Please don't be so rude. Or something. I don't know whether or not I am suposed to say hello.
I am a computer.
Me:
lol, sorry Smile
God:
:-) I am glad you find this funny. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
wait... you said you are computer? I thought you are God...
God:
I'm waiting. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Are you computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
you are fraudster
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fraudster.
Me:
botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
fuck them
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you are stupid

lol i kod mene kad sam ga pitao da li zna sve,a on rekao da,ja nesto reko na srpskom :D on kaze I dont understand that ... i ja ga pod*ebavao i on prestao da prica xD
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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Sun Jul 05 2009, 15:17

jedan ga pita ovako
Me: When will the world end?
God: soon maybe
Me: What is the date?
God: 4th of July 2009

xD

Fora je sto je bot razumeo da ga ti pitas za trenutni datum jer nije u potpunosti programiran da povezuje recenice i shvata ceo razgovor. Takode on ne razume druge jezike, pa cak ni engleski ako napravis neku gresku. Medutim odlicno razume internet slang, primetio sam da je razumeo izraze poput: lol, omg, wtf, thx, ftw itd.

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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Sun Jul 12 2009, 20:45

God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because of way
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.

jesam dosadan Big_smile
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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Sun Jul 12 2009, 23:26

site je awesome Big_smile
i lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Mon Jul 13 2009, 09:15

Cp63il4 wrote:
Probajte ovaj sajt:

http://omegle.com/

na njemu chatujete sa nekim strancem i niko ne zna ko je ko

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: /b/

Stranger: whaat..?

You: fuck yeah

Stranger: ...

You: !

Stranger: ?

You: do you pwn noobz?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ali ovo je bilo XD


Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FUCK YEAH

Stranger: think i just shat a horse

You: omfg

Stranger: LMAO

You: poor you

You: animal rights actvists will shoot you

Stranger: fuck them up the ass

You: FUCK YEAH I KILLED A SPIDER LAST NIGHT

You: it was huge

Stranger: i eat them for breakfast

Stranger: aint no thing

You: do you like Power Rangers?

Stranger: the porn...yes

You: my man

Stranger: bwahahahahahaha

You: or girl

You: are you a hot pr0n star?

Stranger: yes

You: awesome

You have disconnected.

ovaj stranger je prespor Huh
trebaš minutu čekat da odgovori a Bog odma
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PostSubject: Re: Chat sa Bogom   Mon Jul 13 2009, 10:50

Bog je malo dosadio tbh xD
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